Brett Favre's Troubled Past

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Brett Favre's Troubled Past

Though undeniably talented, Brett Favre has made a habit of getting into strange situations. We look at some of his more remarkable exploits.

  • 1991: NFL Draft ruins his lifelong dream of becoming a Mississippi high school teacher who coaches the football team and gets fired for trying to sleep with one of his students
  • 1993: Favre walks directly up to an 18-year-old female Packers intern and asks if he can perform cunnilingus on her
  • 1995: When asked if he wants more extra-cheese on his cheese fries, Favre says no, sending shockwaves throughout the entire state of Wisconsin
  • 1996: Favre pukes up blood on the sidelines after being sacked, forcing coaches to waste a time-out as they wait for him to pick Vicodin pills out of his vomit
  • 1999: Favre breaks his thumb after covertly trying to stick it into sideline reporter Pam Oliver's ass
  • 2003: Desperate for any kind of inspiration, Favre kills his father
  • 2007: Favre apologizes to fans after inappropriately appearing in a Wrangler Jeans commercial
  • 2008: Totally cries on national television in front of everyone
  • 2010: Ages slightly in the offseason
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