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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Bush's New 'War Czar'

President Bush has appointed Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute as "war czar." What will Lute's duties entail?

Living high off the sweat and labor of the war serfs

Filing appropriate paperwork so that the right shit gets blown up

Ghostwriting Bush's memoir about the past six years, War Musin'

Placing courtesy calls to retired generals and politely requesting that they lay off for a while

Delivering the bluster of 10 men

Creating morale-boosting activities for the troops that do not involve them coming home

Regularly briefing the president on how he's liking being the new war czar

Answering phones, light typing, fall-taking

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