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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss Herself

ATLANTA—In an unprompted act of generosity from one coworker to another, Spryte Logistics employee Ben Graham reportedly took the initiative to share one of Emily Fehrman’s ideas with their boss on Friday, saving her the time and effort of doing it herself.
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Business Bankruptcies Looming In 2009

Thus far, 2009 is shaping up to be a tough year for businesses, with three large companies—telecommunications giant Nortel, chemical company Tronox, and Equal sweetener manufacturer Merisant Worldwide—having filed for bankruptcy within the first two weeks of January. What other businesses are on the brink of Chapter 11 and why?

Ann Taylor—Company over-projected demand for lingerie featuring large shoulder pads.

Brink's—Truck carrying entire contents of company treasury was robbed

Enron—In-house accountants conceded that the company has been underperforming of late

Suncoast Video—Though your local store has been gone for 10 years, they still haven't filled its spot in the mall

Sunoco—Entrusted company leadership to a lady

Hanes—Tough times have caused people to immediately abandon their underwear

Sean John—After conquering the fashion and fragrance worlds, hip-hop mogul Sean Combs' brand made a disastrous foray into pharmaceuticals

Eddie Bauer—Nuclear meltdown on Vermont–New Hampshire border eliminated 70 percent of the company's customer base

Citigroup—Bet tens of billions of dollars that people with no verifiable income could afford expensive houses, which, when you think about it, was pretty stupid

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