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Friends Don’t Understand How Man Not Depressed

Citing factors such as his low-paying job, lack of foreseeable prospects, and modest living conditions, sources close to local resident Karl Brewster said Thursday they are at a loss to explain his day-to-day cheerfulness in the face of such a bleak exist...

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:
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Celine's Baby

After years of publicly wishing for a child, Celine Dion finally gave birth to a son on Jan. 25. How is the world reacting to the blessed event?
After years of publicly wishing for a child, Celine Dion finally gave birth to a son on Jan. 25. How is the world reacting to the blessed event?

After years of publicly wishing for a child, Celine Dion finally gave birth to a son on Jan. 25. How is the world reacting to the blessed event?

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