PHILADELPHIA—Waiting anxiously for the former president to address what was clearly on the minds of everyone in attendance, sources in the Democratic National Convention audience Tuesday night expressed hope that Bill Clinton would break the tension during his speech with a joke about how utterly awful he looks.
- Cats are adept at defending your home from mouse-sized robbers.
- Now you’ll have something to do with your hands as you detail your diabolical schemes to a captured secret agent.
- Recent studies have shown that cat owners feel superior to others after being told of recent studies proving cat owners are superior to those around them.
- Adopting a cat means that those second-rate children’s names you’ve been sitting on might finally be put to use.
- Taking care of a pet can teach children responsibility and never to leave the screen door open.