- Cats are adept at defending your home from mouse-sized robbers.
- Now you’ll have something to do with your hands as you detail your diabolical schemes to a captured secret agent.
- Recent studies have shown that cat owners feel superior to others after being told of recent studies proving cat owners are superior to those around them.
- Adopting a cat means that those second-rate children’s names you’ve been sitting on might finally be put to use.
- Taking care of a pet can teach children responsibility and never to leave the screen door open.
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