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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Conservative Pundits Against McCain

Conservative pundits Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter have spoken out against Republican presidential candidate John McCain, with Coulter even promising to campaign for Clinton if McCain is the Republican nominee. Here are some of the reasons:

Fears McCain will take away America's God-given right to torture a Muslim

Too Arizona-y

Was once a prisoner of war of a foreign enemy, a shameful stigma shared only by presidents Washington and Jackson

McCain and Coulter have both dated same girl from Tucson

McCain strongly, but not vehemently, supports the war

Has been spotted conversing with Democrats

Book sales, speaking fees, TV talk shows

McCain is soft on hate

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