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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Conservative Pundits Against McCain

Conservative pundits Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter have spoken out against Republican presidential candidate John McCain, with Coulter even promising to campaign for Clinton if McCain is the Republican nominee. Here are some of the reasons:

Fears McCain will take away America's God-given right to torture a Muslim

Too Arizona-y

Was once a prisoner of war of a foreign enemy, a shameful stigma shared only by presidents Washington and Jackson

McCain and Coulter have both dated same girl from Tucson

McCain strongly, but not vehemently, supports the war

Has been spotted conversing with Democrats

Book sales, speaking fees, TV talk shows

McCain is soft on hate

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