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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Day Traders

Day traders–short term, high risk investors who buy and sell stock online from their own homes–account for a large, rapidly rising percentage of total stock-market activity. Why are so many Americans getting involved in day trading?
Day traders–short term, high risk investors who buy and sell stock online from their own homes–account for a large, rapidly rising percentage of total stock-market activity. Why are so many Americans getting involved in day trading?

Day traders–short term, high risk investors who buy and sell stock online from their own homes–account for a large, rapidly rising percentage of total stock-market activity. Why are so many Americans getting involved in day trading?

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