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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Democratic Candidates Turn On Clinton

In the latest debate, Democratic presidential candidates singled out Hillary Clinton as a subject for criticism. Here are some of their critiques:

Dodged military service in Vietnam

Sounds an awful lot like former first lady Hillary Clinton

Has no plan for dealing with a nuclear-capable Portugal

Makes Dennis Kucinich cry

Exploits America’s deep-rooted penchant for female presidents

Doesn’t like pizza; who doesn’t like pizza?

Keeps blasting air horn when anyone mentions her war vote

Holds a totally unfair double-digit lead in polls

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