adBlockCheck

Politics

Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired

Explaining that her statements indicated a failure to understand and implement the district’s goal of providing a comprehensive education to all children, Southwest High School officials reportedly fired ninth-grade history teacher Jennifer Steenman today after she was heard saying she learns more from her students than they do from her. Full article.

Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
End Of Section
  • More News

Democrats Hold Annual Retreat

Last weekend, House Democrats convened in Maryland and met with Vice President Joe Biden and President Barack Obama for their annual retreat. Here are some highlights of the meeting:

  • iMovie slide show of when health care reform bill passed
  • Broke into groups to write skits about Social Security reform
  • Seminar on how to exploit gay marriage laws to legally marry a dog
  • Determined where the safest seats are in the new Republican-controlled cafeteria
  • Drew straws to see who would shoot over to the rez for a couple cartons
  • Motion to further determine the reasons why Rep. Yvette Clarke (D-NY) can't seem to find a good man
  • Made sure everyone was on board with plan to clap really hard at everything Obama said during State of the Union address
  • Discussion on how much they miss Sen. Feingold

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close