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How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.

Arguments For And Against Single Payer Healthcare

Bernie Sanders recently introduced a single payer healthcare plan, also known as medicare-for-all, that would guarantee coverage to all Americans under one government-run plan. Here are the arguments for and against implementing a single-payer healthcare plan.

Veteran Told What Offends Him

WASHINGTON—In the wake of protests in which some players knelt during the national anthem prior to this week’s NFL games, a U.S. Army veteran has been informed that the acts offended him.
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DHS Teams Up With Wal-Mart

Last month, the Department of Homeland Security announced it was working with retailer Wal-Mart to help protect American towns. What policies is Wal-Mart instituting to make our communities safer?

  • In the bicycle section, sign must be hung that says, "Not to be used as getaway bicycle"
  • In addition to saying hello, greeters will ask if customers have recently had contact with citizens of Syria, Yemen, Iran, or Pakistan
  • Wal-Mart will become the sole retailer of Department of Homeland Security cosmetics
  • All tall, bearded Arabs seeking to fill insulin prescriptions must first fill out a questionnaire
  • Continuing to refuse to sell incendiary material such as Sheryl Crow's self-titled album, Green Day's 21st Century Breakdown, and George Carlin's book When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
  • Hiding millimeter wave scanners right in front of high-traffic Tasmanian Devil T-shirt racks
  • Maintaining database of all customers who purchase spices cumin and turmeric
  • Making everyday prices even lower to drive the terrorists that much crazier!

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