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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Dollar Weakest In 31 Years

For the first time since 1976, the Canadian dollar has achieved parity with the American dollar. What are the factors behind the slide of American currency?

American $1 bills made of flimsy paper

Too many other nations going to night school and bettering their economies

Highly effective Visa commercials that paint cash in bad light

Only fitting tribute to Gerald Ford anybody could come up with

Currency traders starting to appreciate pictures on Canadian bills

Rampant abuse of retailers' "take a penny, leave a penny" jars

China finally collected them all

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