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Rest Of Nation To Penn State: ‘Something Is Very Wrong With All Of You’

WASHINGTON—Stating they felt deeply unnerved by the community’s unwavering and impassioned defense of a football program and administration that enabled child sexual abuse over the course of several decades, the rest of the country informed Penn State University Friday that there is clearly something very wrong with all of them.

Strongside/Weakside: Lamar Jackson

After passing for eight touchdowns and rushing for another 10 in just the first three weeks of the season, Louisville Cardinals sophomore quarterback Lamar Jackson has quickly become the frontrunner to win the Heisman Trophy. Is he any good?

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Dollar Weakest In 31 Years

For the first time since 1976, the Canadian dollar has achieved parity with the American dollar. What are the factors behind the slide of American currency?

American $1 bills made of flimsy paper

Too many other nations going to night school and bettering their economies

Highly effective Visa commercials that paint cash in bad light

Only fitting tribute to Gerald Ford anybody could come up with

Currency traders starting to appreciate pictures on Canadian bills

Rampant abuse of retailers' "take a penny, leave a penny" jars

China finally collected them all

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