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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Drug Use At Work

According to recently released DEA statistics, on-the-job drug use is rising. Why are so many Americans getting high at work?
According to recently released DEA statistics, on-the-job drug use is rising. Why are so many Americans getting high at work?

According to recently released DEA statistics, on-the-job drug use is rising. Why are so many Americans getting high at work?

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