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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss Herself

ATLANTA—In an unprompted act of generosity from one coworker to another, Spryte Logistics employee Ben Graham reportedly took the initiative to share one of Emily Fehrman’s ideas with their boss on Friday, saving her the time and effort of doing it herself.
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eBay CEO Resigns

After 10 years, Meg Whitman will be stepping down as CEO of the online auction house eBay. Here are some highlights of her tenure at the top:

1998-present—Universally redefined what constitutes rare, mint, and sealed

April 30, 1999—Sold just an all-out avalanche of handbags in 20 minutes

February 8, 2000—Dictated that used panties no longer be sold unless it's for charity

June 8, 2001—Expanded colored star–icon range from five to 83

October 2002—Dropped partnership with PayAcquaintance in order to purchase the more convivial PayPal

September 17, 2002—Started a brief trial of eBay Black for the sale of drugs, weapons, and human organs

September 27, 2004—Bought herself copy of Baby-Sitters Club 4: Mary Anne Saves The Day

January 25, 2008—Relinquishes job for $100 million cash and an eggbeater shaped like Kermit

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