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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Everybody's Working For The Weekend

All across America, millions of perople are toiling long hours just to make it to the respite of Saturday abnd Sunday. Why are so many of us working for the weekend?
All across America, millions of perople are toiling long hours just to make it to the respite of Saturday abnd Sunday. Why are so many of us working for the weekend?

All across America, millions of perople are toiling long hours just to make it to the respite of Saturday abnd Sunday. Why are so many of us working for the weekend?

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