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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Expensive Medical Treatments

Many Americans with life-threatening diseases have been refusing new medical treatments, saying the high costs outweigh the benefits. Here are a few commonly rejected treatments:

  • Zero-gravity triple-bypass surgery
  • Bed rest in Langham Hotel's Infinity Suite
  • 56-thousand-dollarectomy
  • Quadriplegia pills
  • Cryogenically freezing faulty organs inside patient until cure is found
  • Artificial mechanical heart
  • Burt Bacharach–serenaded chemotherapy session
  • Insulin

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