Explore Your Year: Timeline 2008

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‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:

50 Years Of ‘Star Trek’

Star Trek, the science-fiction show about the crew of the starship Enterprise, premiered 50 years ago today on NBC, spawning a cult following and decades of spin-offs. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s 50-year history

How Big-Budget Movies Flop

Despite the recent box-office failures of Exodus, Ben-Hur, and Gods Of Egypt, studios continue to fund big-budget movies they hope will achieve blockbuster success. The Onion provides a step-by-step breakdown of how one of these movies becomes a flop:

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 30, 2016

ARIES: Sometimes in life, you just need to stop whatever it is you’re doing and take a step back. Actually, maybe it’s two steps back. Yeah, that’s good. Keep going. The stars will let you know when you’re far enough.

‘Rugrats’ Turns 25

This August marks the 25th anniversary of the premiere of Rugrats, the beloved Nickelodeon cartoon about intrepid baby Tommy Pickles and his group of toddler friends. Here are some milestones from the show’s nine-season run

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 9, 2016

ARIES: Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby.

Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.
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Explore Your Year: Timeline 2008

An exhaustive recap of every important event:

Jan 22: Hollywood mourns the loss of a sequel

Feb 24: Kid brother receives hand-me-down Cuban dictatorship

March 15: Jeff's birthday

April 15: Delta, Northwest Airlines merger forms the world's longest check-in line

May 30: An adorable robot searches for love in the summer blockbuster 'Sex And The City'

June 27: Robert Mugabe re-elected with massive grassroots violence campaign

July 12: 97lb Amy Winehouse is followed everywhere by sound of low, tolling bell

August 7th: Cheney is outraged over invasion of smaller country by Superpower

Sept 20: Louis Vuitton Bag attached to end of stick

Sept. 24: Mother Nature enters menopause

Oct 4: Bunch of rich jerks fuck everyone right in the ass

Oct 15: GOP spends $15 on Todd Palin's goatee

Oct 22: Thousands of astronauts cling to the side of India's first spacecraft launch

Nov 4: Lincoln memorial seems more relaxed following Obama victory

Nov 8: Russia decommissions 20 Navy officers 30,000 feet below sea level

Nov. 27th: World's Muslims complain Eid al-Adha decorations going up earlier every year


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