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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Features Of Google Glass

Eight thousand contest winners were selected by Google last week to test out the company’s new internet-connected mobile device known as Google Glass, which is worn like a pair of eyeglasses. Here are some of the features of the revolutionary wearable computer:

  • Constant real-time video stream of whatever’s in front of you
  • Little fan to keep your eye cool
  • Location-sensing technology automatically calls nearest emergency personnel when distracted wearer is hit by car, train, bus, or cyclist
  • Not removable
  • Wearers can easily enter text using cheek-mounted keypad
  • Grappling hook that shuttles glasses to safety any time wearer is imperiled
  • Allows user to take easy, hands-free photos at any time by just screaming as loud as possible
  • Sits far more comfortably on face than open laptop
  • Also allows Google to look into you

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