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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Features Of The New espnW.com

Women make up a quarter of the ESPN audience, and now the network has just soft-launched a new website for female sports fans. Here are some of the planned features:

  • Highlights that feature an explanation of the rules, what's happening, and who everyone is
  • Bill Simmons' column will run utterly unchanged
  • Team-by-team sensitivity ratings
  • Supportive code keeps the site from bouncing up and down as it scrolls
  • Pretty much the exact same amount of Tom Brady coverage
  • Message boards where a bunch of chicks can dyke it out like crazy
  • Community feature where site users can discuss goings-on, share stories, and then secretly trash on each other in private chats
  • Somewhat less male-on-male eroticism

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