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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Features Of The New espnW.com

Women make up a quarter of the ESPN audience, and now the network has just soft-launched a new website for female sports fans. Here are some of the planned features:

  • Highlights that feature an explanation of the rules, what's happening, and who everyone is
  • Bill Simmons' column will run utterly unchanged
  • Team-by-team sensitivity ratings
  • Supportive code keeps the site from bouncing up and down as it scrolls
  • Pretty much the exact same amount of Tom Brady coverage
  • Message boards where a bunch of chicks can dyke it out like crazy
  • Community feature where site users can discuss goings-on, share stories, and then secretly trash on each other in private chats
  • Somewhat less male-on-male eroticism
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