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FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Fort Knox Facts

➤Army base covering 109,000 acres in northern Kentucky

➤Bullion depository opened in 1937

➤Currently holds 147.3 million ounces of gold

➤Depository built with 16,000 cubic feet of granite, 4,200 cubic yards of concrete, and 1,420 tons of steel

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