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Nobel Committee Awards Self Peace Prize For Once

‘Sometimes You Just Need To Treat Yourself,’ Sources Say

OSLO, NORWAY—Saying there was nothing wrong with treating yourself for a change, the Norwegian Nobel Committee announced Friday that it was awarding the 2017 Nobel Peace Prize to itself for once.

The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

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Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.
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Getting Milosevic

A top-secret plan to destabilize Slobodan Milosevic's regime surfaced last week, with Newsweek reporting that President Clinton authorized the CIA to employ computer hackers, cut phone lines, and foul gasoline reserves inside Yugoslavia. What othe
A top-secret plan to destabilize Slobodan Milosevic's regime surfaced last week, with Newsweek reporting that President Clinton authorized the CIA to employ computer hackers, cut phone lines, and foul gasoline reserves inside Yugoslavia. What othe

A top-secret plan to destabilize Slobodan Milosevic's regime surfaced last week, with Newsweek reporting that President Clinton authorized the CIA to employ computer hackers, cut phone lines, and foul gasoline reserves inside Yugoslavia. What other sabotage techniques will be used?

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