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President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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GM Auctioning Off Classic Cars

In an effort to cut maintenance costs and generate capital, General Motors is auctioning off some 200 cars from its 1,000-plus collection, including a rejected Popemobile and a replica presidential limousine used in the film In The Line Of Fire. Here are some of the other cars on the block.

1963 Oldsmobile Cutlass that drove through Dealey Plaza mere hours after JFK was assassinated

1976 Chevrolet Monte Carlo that appears briefly at a stoplight in Network

1983 concept peach-flavored Cadillac

1996 Pontiac Bonneville SSEi, the one and only car that GM did not recall that year

Car Tony Danza lived out of in the 1970s

1984 Honda Civic GM bought to see how decent cars were built

1998 Chevrolet Silverado pickup with a cassette of Bob Seger's "Like A Rock" stuck in its auto-reverse tape deck

The $25 million luxury "jet-car" that can fly through the air at speeds of 500 mph, specially designed for GM executives after they caught flack for using private jets to attend the bailout hearings

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