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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Harvard Places Lectures Online

Harvard is the latest university to offer lectures for free through Apple's iTunes store. Here are some of the topics they have made available:

  • The Role Of The Harpsichord In Modern Parlors
  • Writing Comedy The Hollywood Way
  • Areas Of Research In Neuroscience: Data You Can Help Us Log
  • The Easiest Way To Spend $34,000 Of Your Parents' Money
  • Business Basics 2.0: Unwiring Your Empathy
  • Suhvivin' In The Squayh: Deciphering The "R"-Less Language Of The Natives
  • Conversational Latin And Its Applications In Contemporary Secret Society Communications
  • Tips For Today's Natty Chap: The Art Of Draping One's Sweater Jauntily About The Nape

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