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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Saying she hadn’t missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.

President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

What To Expect From James Comey’s Book

Former FBI director James Comey is writing a book due out next spring about leadership, decision-making, and his time at the FBI. Here’s what to look for when the book is released.
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Highlights From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

Hillary Clinton’s new book Hard Choices arrived in stores yesterday, offering her personal account of the challenges she faced serving as Secretary of State. Here are some notable revelations from her memoir:

  • In a particularly open and honest moment, Clinton reveals that she disagrees with Obama about some things and agrees with him about others
  • Knows precise part of the ocean where Osama bin Laden’s corpse is at this very second
  • Refuses to disclose where the advisors from her 2008 presidential run are buried
  • Doesn’t see what’s so great about America
  • 20-page photo spread highlighting different celebrities she’s met, along with their autographs
  • Two chapters dedicated to 1999 assassination attempt
  • Describes an embarrassing snafu in which she wore her flag pin on her right lapel instead of her left, a common means in the homosexual community of signaling that one is “cruising”
  • Still believes Nancy Kerrigan deserved the gold in Lillehammer
  • Is confident the blood clot that sidelined her from duty in 2012 could return at any time, any place, leaving her a poor choice to be president of the United States

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President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

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