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Refs Let 49ers Put As Many Men On Field As They Want

SEATTLE—Sighing into the microphone as he stood at the 50-yard line of Centurylink Field, NFL referee Gene Steratore ruled during Sunday’s game that the San Francisco 49ers could put as many men on the field as they want.

Stunned Adam Schefter Receives Ominous Tip From Future Self

BRISTOL, CT—Slowly returning to his desk shaken and confused, sources reported Wednesday that ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter was stunned to receive an ominous tip from his future self while walking through one of his office building’s hallways.

‘FanSided’ Ranks All 128 NFL Teams

NEW YORK—As part of its comprehensive professional football coverage in anticipation of the upcoming season, sports news site ‘FanSided’ published an article Tuesday ranking all 128 NFL teams.
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Highlights Of The 2007 U.S. Open

With the power invested in him as honorary tournament chairman, Arnold Palmer declares himself the winner of the 2007 U.S. Open

After missing his first putt on the practice green, David Duval packs up and leaves

Roger Federer shows up ready to go; leaves half an hour later feeling like a complete asshole

Meanwhile, as his peers play in the sport's greatest championship, John Daly is reduced to playing golf against a trained horse in Nashville for beer money and cigarettes

Gallery applauds Oakmont Golf Course for being so entertainingly difficult to golf on

After spraining his wrist hitting out of Oakmont's rough in a practice round, Phil Mickelson snaps his spinal cord after attempting to hit out of a sand trap

Tiger Woods' bright red shirt allows TV viewers to easily recognize him

Vijay Singh shoots grumpiest 14-over in U.S. Open history 

Top-notch coverage and insightful post-game interviews reveal that Woods and Cabrera were unhappy and happy, respectively, with the outcome of the tournament

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