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South Park vs. Scientology

Following the departure of Isaac Hayes last week, Comedy Central pulled an episode of South Park that lampooned Tom Cruise and...

Terrorist Hero Of New Film

Terrorist Hero Of New Film V For Vendetta, a film produced by the Wachowski brothers in which the hero is a terrorist who blows up the British...
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