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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss Herself

ATLANTA—In an unprompted act of generosity from one coworker to another, Spryte Logistics employee Ben Graham reportedly took the initiative to share one of Emily Fehrman’s ideas with their boss on Friday, saving her the time and effort of doing it herself.
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How Companies Are Appealing To Millennials

With millennials overtaking baby boomers as the biggest generation of consumers ever, companies around the nation are introducing new products, creating social media accounts, and pursuing philanthropic causes to appeal to this tech-savvy, socially conscious demographic. Here are some ways different companies are making themselves over and launching initiatives to target millennials:

  • National Arboretum: Re-promoting deciduous trees on Facebook ahead of changing seasons
  • ExxonMobil: Introducing new brand of cold-brew gasoline
  • Arby’s: New roast beef you can vape
  • Kay Jewelers: Changing tagline to “Every Kiss Begins With Explicit Consent”
  • Monsanto: Redesigning corn with sleeker profile
  • Prudential: Free ukulele lessons with every purchase of life insurance policy over $100,000
  • Campbell’s: Introducing line of caffeinated energy soups
  • Facebook: Making a Twitter account
  • Southwest Airlines: All flights now run exclusively from Seattle to Austin
  • Merck: Customers can vote on which ingredients to include in drugs
  • Subway: Offering an ‘All Sriracha’ sub
  • PetSmart: For an extra $10, employees will lie and tell you that it’s a rescue dog

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