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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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iTunes Store Turns 10

Apple’s innovative online music and media store iTunes will turn 10 years old on Friday. Here are some of the most notable milestones in its decade-long history:

  • Nov. 4, 2002: The iTunes Store is first conceived of when the revolutionary idea “I would like more money” strikes Apple CEO Steve Jobs out of the blue
  • Apr. 28, 2003: The iTunes Store launches with the Bay Area band Steve and the Jobtones as its featured artist
  • Jan. 5, 2004: iTunes briefly adds new and used automotive parts to its store
  • Aug. 28, 2007: Error 21.432.6578.4 is fixed with latest update
  • June 25, 2009: iTunes mourns Michael Jackson’s death by making millions of dollars in sales of his music
  • Nov. 7, 2009: The surviving Beatles arrive at the studio to record all their songs for iTunes
  • Nov. 7, 2009: The Beatles leave the studio 10 minutes later having been informed how mp3s work
  • July 18, 2010: Dad starts to get the hang of it
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