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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

The Onion’s Fall TV Preview

Networks are just weeks away from debuting their Fall lineups, featuring both new shows and returning favorites. The Onion breaks down what to watch this Fall.

Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.
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Jobs' Last Words Revealed

Delivering a eulogy, Mona Simpson, the sister of Steve Jobs, shared the Apple CEO's final words: "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." Here are some other famous last words:

  • George Washington Carver: "May people only remember me for the peanut."
  • Genghis Khan: "Life is funny. One minute you're up, the next you're down. Just make sure you enjoy the ride!"
  • Strom Thurmond: "Sorry about all that stuff I said."
  • Orville Redenbacher: "I’ve known no joy in life more delicious than munching and crunching each day with you."
  • Hunter S. Thompson: "I'm through trying to pry money out of that pigfucker Jann Wenner."
  • John Paul II: "Alas, with my last breath, let me utter the one thing I have always wanted to say: big black balls."
  • Michael Jackson: "Great, I’m even dying kind of weird."
  • Mitt Romney: "We have to keep this quiet, or my campaign is fucked."

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