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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Jobs' Last Words Revealed

Delivering a eulogy, Mona Simpson, the sister of Steve Jobs, shared the Apple CEO's final words: "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." Here are some other famous last words:

  • George Washington Carver: "May people only remember me for the peanut."
  • Genghis Khan: "Life is funny. One minute you're up, the next you're down. Just make sure you enjoy the ride!"
  • Strom Thurmond: "Sorry about all that stuff I said."
  • Orville Redenbacher: "I’ve known no joy in life more delicious than munching and crunching each day with you."
  • Hunter S. Thompson: "I'm through trying to pry money out of that pigfucker Jann Wenner."
  • John Paul II: "Alas, with my last breath, let me utter the one thing I have always wanted to say: big black balls."
  • Michael Jackson: "Great, I’m even dying kind of weird."
  • Mitt Romney: "We have to keep this quiet, or my campaign is fucked."

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