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What You Need To Know About Last Night’s Oscars Debacle

Many viewers were left wondering about the sequence of events that led to the initial erroneous declaration of ‘La La Land’ as the Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards Sunday instead of the real winner, ‘Moonlight’. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about this fiasco.
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Jobs' Last Words Revealed

Delivering a eulogy, Mona Simpson, the sister of Steve Jobs, shared the Apple CEO's final words: "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow." Here are some other famous last words:

  • George Washington Carver: "May people only remember me for the peanut."
  • Genghis Khan: "Life is funny. One minute you're up, the next you're down. Just make sure you enjoy the ride!"
  • Strom Thurmond: "Sorry about all that stuff I said."
  • Orville Redenbacher: "I’ve known no joy in life more delicious than munching and crunching each day with you."
  • Hunter S. Thompson: "I'm through trying to pry money out of that pigfucker Jann Wenner."
  • John Paul II: "Alas, with my last breath, let me utter the one thing I have always wanted to say: big black balls."
  • Michael Jackson: "Great, I’m even dying kind of weird."
  • Mitt Romney: "We have to keep this quiet, or my campaign is fucked."

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