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In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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LeBron's Next Team

In scant weeks, LeBron James will be the most desirable free agent in recent memory. Where will basketball's biggest catch choose to go?

  • Kings: Sacramento GM Geoff Petrie has been known to call James "the best player in the league," so perhaps this will flatter LeBron into making the wrong decision
  • Knicks: LeBron has said he's always wanted to play in the Empire State Building
  • Nets: East Rutherford could be the destination, as James has hinted to the media how much he loves "marshy hellholes"
  • Bulls: Have wooed James by offering him a chance to be the franchise's all-time second-best player
  • Bucks: Not very likely, since LeBron has never even heard of this team
  • Heat: Miami, having no income tax, or apparently any other laws of any kind, may prove intriguing to young James
  • BK Ventspils: LeBron has always been enamored with Latvia's nightlife
  • Cavaliers: Makes perfect sense for both sides, but God, would that be boring

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