Lesser-Known Moments In Michael Jordan's Hall Of Fame Career

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Lesser-Known Moments In Michael Jordan's Hall Of Fame Career

  • 1983: Just fiddling around on the keyboard, he accidentally writes the Chicago Bulls' intro song
  • 1987: With a series of awesome jams, revives the unpopular and often-shunned slam dunk
  • 1989: Somehow wins a game with a buzzer-beating chest pass
  • 1990: During a playoff-clinching victory over the Cavaliers, Jordan scores a career-high 69 points after stepping on Phil Jackson's missing dose of purple sunshine LSD in the locker room
  • 1993: Original Michael Jordan killed for his shoes
  • 1994: Acting as a role model, Jordan introduces himself to a bunch of kids playing basketball on the Chicago streets and wipes them 21-0
  • 1995: Tells Ron Harper to stop wearing Air Jordan XI's
  • 1996: Referee calls Jordan for traveling
  • 2005: After 11 years in the minors, Jordan is called up and hits the World Series-winning home run for the Chicago White Sox
  • 2006: Somehow manages to return to the NBA for a half season with the Bucks without anyone noticing
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