adBlockCheck

Sports

Dwight Howard Clearly Doesn’t Know Team’s Name

WASHINGTON—Noting his confused expression and uncertainty while shouting incorrect nicknames throughout the playoff game, sources confirmed Wednesday night that Atlanta Hawks center Dwight Howard clearly does not know his own team’s name.

Man Tries Using Pink 6-Pound Bowling Ball To Great Amusement

WEST ORANGE, NJ—Seemingly knowing full well that the relatively small and light ball was not designed for someone of his size, sources confirmed Tuesday that 25-year-old Darren Foerstner tried using a pink 6-pound bowling ball for one frame, all to the incredible amusement of friends and onlookers at Eagle Rock Lanes bowling alley.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.
End Of Section
  • More News

Lesser-Known Sports Video Games

Sports titles account for almost a third of all video games sold, but not all of them can be best-sellers or long-running franchises. Some that didn't work out:

Hans Gripley Jr.'s Unlicensed Baseball '98

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Kart

CPU vs. CPU Football

Pete Sampras' Boring Tennis

Wickets Loaded

Mario Takes A Few Creative Liberties With The Sport Of Golf

MLB Buntfest

John Stockton's Assistmaster!

Skate, But Die

Mario... Uh, Rugby?

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close