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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Lowlights Of Chad Johnson's Career

Wide receiver Chad Johnson's brief stint with the Miami Dolphins ended last week after the three-time All-Pro was arrested for a domestic dispute and subsequently cut from the team. Onion Sports looks at Johnson's most memorable low points.

  • 2001-2010: Member of Cincinnati Bengals
  • 2006: Injuries limit Johnson to just seven touchdown dances all season
  • 2008: Is told that "eighty-five" in Spanish is actually "ochenta y cinco" by a Muppet on Sesame Street
  • 2008: Publicly whines that he wants to be traded by Cincinnati after playing there for seven years, which is an embarrassingly long time to go without whining to get out of Cincinnati
  • 2009: Scores and then promptly, professionally hands ball back to official
  • 2010: Fined by the producers of Dancing With The Stars for showboating after a successful Viennese waltz
  • 2011: Accidentally looks directly into Bill Belichick’s cold, lifeless eyes during a Patriots practice
  • 2012: Changes last name back to ridiculous sounding “Johnson”
  • 2012: Stuck on Dolphins roster for more than 12 weeks
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