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Madonna's Wedding

Later this month, Madonna and director Guy Ritchie will marry at a Scottish castle. Among the known details:
Later this month, Madonna and director Guy Ritchie will marry at a Scottish castle. Among the known details:

Later this month, Madonna and director Guy Ritchie will marry at a Scottish castle. Among the known details:

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