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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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Michael Vick's Redemption

Since returning to the league, Michael Vick has been heralded as a changed man. We take a look at how Vick has won people over during his second act.

  • Taking the field to "My Heart Will Go On" every game definitely helped
  • Rather than treat them inhumanely, he now works to improve the lives of Eagles fans
  • Refuses to hang out with friends from his old neighborhood if he knows they're going to shoot or kill something that night
  • Doesn't pull the ball down and try to run with it as much as he used to back when he killed dogs
  • Single-handedly responsible for eradicating the Baja Men's "Who Let The Dogs Out" from at least two NFL stadiums
  • Displayed genuine humility and heartfelt remorse after losing to the Bears
  • Donated a bunch of money to some needy cause or charity or whatever
  • Now only watches dogfights instead of actively hosting them and betting on them
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