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Vol 46 Issue 39

NHL To Allow Finishing Moves In Fights This Season

NEW YORK—In a policy shift that seems to run counter to the recent emphasis on professional hockey as a game of speed and finesse, the NHL announced Wednesday that it will allow exceptionally graphic finishing moves for the 2010-2011 season.

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Blanda's 26-year career saw him establish records for longevity and PATs on his way to becoming an inspiration for older fans. Was he any good?
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