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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Miley Cyrus' Public Private Life

The first kiss between singer Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend, actor Liam Hemsworth, was captured during the shooting of their movie The Last Song. Here are some other milestones from Miley Cyrus' life that have been caught on tape:

  • Leaving the scene of her first car accident at 15
  • 13th-birthday bikini wax
  • When she got hit with the flu and had it coming out both ends
  • World-weary sigh no one that age should be able to make
  • Receiving her first hair doll sent by an obsessed 45-year-old fan
  • Losing hymen during particularly vigorous horseback ride
  • First time being felt up by a sweaty man claiming to be from wardrobe
  • Quiet look of panic as joint is passed around, sudden excusing of self to go to bathroom, huge sigh of relief with head resting against closed bathroom door

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