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CHICAGO—Noting the structure’s considerable size and prominent location in a busy public park, local residents confirmed Tuesday that the city had installed some big concrete stairs that were probably for sitting on or running up or something like that.
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Most Offensive Team Names

With the Washington Redskins coming under fire for having a disrespectful name, Onion Sports examines some of the most insulting monikers of sports teams.

  • Des Moines Schutzstaffel
  • San Antonio Late-Term Abortions
  • Boston Irish Fucks
  • Lexington Lynch Mob
  • Seattle Slave Traders
  • Phoenix Child Pornographers
  • Atlanta Jim Crows
  • Birmingham Whites Only
  • The Jerry Sandusky Football Camp All-Stars
  • San Diego Rectal Prolapse
  • Detroit Black Guys Bred To Be Superior Athletes
  • Jacksonville Jaguars
  • San Francisco Ching-Chongs