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What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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Mukasey Visits Guantanamo

Attorney General Michael Mukasey made his first trip to the United States military detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Here's some of the information he came back with:

Terror suspects are given full access to people who dress just like lawyers

The bay contains a unique nocturnal species of bird whose singing sounds like cracking whips and faint screams for help

Gift shop really needs to start carrying childrens' sizes

Cuba pretty

Some prisoners reported to have family members, favorite foods back home

You can throw a rock and hit the Cuban guard tower

Detainees' production of Fiddler On The Roof was abysmal

It's kind of like a middle-school sleepover in that no one is actually falling asleep, and if they did, someone would do something terrible to them

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