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NASCAR's Environmentally Friendly Future

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NASCAR's Environmentally Friendly Future

As the trend towards ecological awareness continues, we look at how stock car racing is responding to an increasingly greener world.

Talking to old Earl; Earl's real good with them engines and such

Drivers' victory hoots and hollers will be harnessed for regenerative energy

Requiring racing teams to properly dispose of drivers' charred corpses after crashes rather than just throwing them in the creek

Improved in-car waste trays will help collect problematic coonhound emissions

Offsetting environmental impact of racetrack by capturing the food that constantly falls out of fans' mouths to create a nutrient-rich compost

Drivers must recycle all beer bottles consumed during races

Switching to organically vulcanized tires

Find out if just maybe anyone in stock car racing knows anything about distilling potent high-octane liquids from corn

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