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Kevin Durant Wins Gold In Men’s Individual Basketball

RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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NASCAR's Environmentally Friendly Future

As the trend towards ecological awareness continues, we look at how stock car racing is responding to an increasingly greener world.

Talking to old Earl; Earl's real good with them engines and such

Drivers' victory hoots and hollers will be harnessed for regenerative energy

Requiring racing teams to properly dispose of drivers' charred corpses after crashes rather than just throwing them in the creek

Improved in-car waste trays will help collect problematic coonhound emissions

Offsetting environmental impact of racetrack by capturing the food that constantly falls out of fans' mouths to create a nutrient-rich compost

Drivers must recycle all beer bottles consumed during races

Switching to organically vulcanized tires

Find out if just maybe anyone in stock car racing knows anything about distilling potent high-octane liquids from corn

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