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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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NASCAR's Environmentally Friendly Future

As the trend towards ecological awareness continues, we look at how stock car racing is responding to an increasingly greener world.

Talking to old Earl; Earl's real good with them engines and such

Drivers' victory hoots and hollers will be harnessed for regenerative energy

Requiring racing teams to properly dispose of drivers' charred corpses after crashes rather than just throwing them in the creek

Improved in-car waste trays will help collect problematic coonhound emissions

Offsetting environmental impact of racetrack by capturing the food that constantly falls out of fans' mouths to create a nutrient-rich compost

Drivers must recycle all beer bottles consumed during races

Switching to organically vulcanized tires

Find out if just maybe anyone in stock car racing knows anything about distilling potent high-octane liquids from corn

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