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What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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New Congressional Policies

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has eliminated smoking in the Capitol Building. Here are some other changes the Democrats have enacted on Capitol Hill:

All representatives fitted with uniforms to improve morale, promote discipline

Casual-Abortion Fridays

Congressional spittoon moved to Rep. Howard Coble's (R–NC) office

Installation of huge dry-erase "idea boards"around the Rotunda

Issues not resolved within first 100 hours will no longer exist

Carte blanche switched from oil companies to welfare recipients

Reinstatement of checks and balances

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