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Friends Don’t Understand How Man Not Depressed

Citing factors such as his low-paying job, lack of foreseeable prospects, and modest living conditions, sources close to local resident Karl Brewster said Thursday they are at a loss to explain his day-to-day cheerfulness in the face of such a bleak exist...

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

‘Winnie-The-Pooh’ Turns 90

Winnie-The-Pooh, the A.A. Milne series featuring a stuffed bear and his toy animal friends, debuted 90 years ago this week. Here are some milestones from the franchise’s nearly century-long run:
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New Sirius Radio Programs

Sirius Satellite Radio has failed to meet its year-end subscriber expectations. Here are some new shows and channels Sirius is rolling out to gain new listeners:

BBC's "Cricket Roundup" with Natasha Kaplinsky

Channel that plays "I Have A Dream" speech on continuous 24-hour loop

Guy Reads The Dow Ticker Like Eddie Murphy Channel

Station dedicated to capturing first words of Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin's granddaughter

"The Convincing You To Like Zappa Hour"

Hour-long program titled "Would XM Satellite Radio Play This?"

"Test Answers To Mr. Taylor's Sixth-Grade Biology Finals"

Better oldies station

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