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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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New Sirius Radio Programs

Sirius Satellite Radio has failed to meet its year-end subscriber expectations. Here are some new shows and channels Sirius is rolling out to gain new listeners:

BBC's "Cricket Roundup" with Natasha Kaplinsky

Channel that plays "I Have A Dream" speech on continuous 24-hour loop

Guy Reads The Dow Ticker Like Eddie Murphy Channel

Station dedicated to capturing first words of Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin's granddaughter

"The Convincing You To Like Zappa Hour"

Hour-long program titled "Would XM Satellite Radio Play This?"

"Test Answers To Mr. Taylor's Sixth-Grade Biology Finals"

Better oldies station

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