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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:
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New Sirius Radio Programs

Sirius Satellite Radio has failed to meet its year-end subscriber expectations. Here are some new shows and channels Sirius is rolling out to gain new listeners:

BBC's "Cricket Roundup" with Natasha Kaplinsky

Channel that plays "I Have A Dream" speech on continuous 24-hour loop

Guy Reads The Dow Ticker Like Eddie Murphy Channel

Station dedicated to capturing first words of Sirius CEO Mel Karmazin's granddaughter

"The Convincing You To Like Zappa Hour"

Hour-long program titled "Would XM Satellite Radio Play This?"

"Test Answers To Mr. Taylor's Sixth-Grade Biology Finals"

Better oldies station

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