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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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New Sugared Cereals

As competition for the breakfast-cereal dollar heats up, more and more surgary kids' cereals are being introduced. Here are some of the new sugared cereals on shelves today.
As competition for the breakfast-cereal dollar heats up, more and more surgary kids' cereals are being introduced. Here are some of the new sugared cereals on shelves today.

As competition for the breakfast-cereal dollar heats up, more and more surgary kids' cereals are being introduced. Here are some of the new sugared cereals on shelves today.

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