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President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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News Corp. Losing Money

Last week, News Corp.—the parent company of Fox News, 20th Century Fox, the Fox Broadcasting Company, the New York Post, and other media properties—reported a fourth-quarter loss of $203 million. Here are some of the factors that led to this financial decline:

It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars for a trained staff to white-out the O's in all the FX-related mail

New York Post headline writer really dragged Murdoch over the coals during last round of contract negotiations

Wall Street Journal printed on uncut sheets of $20 bills for last three months

St. Louis Fox affiliate not buying break room snacks in bulk

Rupert Murdoch is still obsessed with inventing an upside-down helicopter

Last episode of So You Think You Can Dance filmed in space

Night At The Museum insurance apparently did not cover destroying Smithsonian artifacts

Not as many people felt like listening to their shit

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