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NFL Week 10 Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 10th week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Jacksonville Jaguars: With their first win in the bag, Jacksonville is only seven games out from the end of the season.
  • Seneca Wallace: Looked unstoppable in his first start as Packers quarterback, completing every single one of his pass attempts.
  • New York Giants: Oh God. This is not happening.

Losers

  • Rob Ryan: Fired by the Cowboys this past offseason, the Saints' defensive coordinator was humiliated in his first game against his old employer after his players only sacked Tony Romo three times.
  • Jacksonville Jaguars: Their first win of the season was somewhat cheapened by the clapping and cheers from the Tennessee Titans sideline.
  • Baltimore Ravens: Responded to their 3-5 start to the season just like the Super Bowl champions they technically are.
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