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NFL Week 10 Winners And Losers

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Kevin Durant Wins Gold In Men’s Individual Basketball

RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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NFL Week 10 Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 10th week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Jacksonville Jaguars: With their first win in the bag, Jacksonville is only seven games out from the end of the season.
  • Seneca Wallace: Looked unstoppable in his first start as Packers quarterback, completing every single one of his pass attempts.
  • New York Giants: Oh God. This is not happening.

Losers

  • Rob Ryan: Fired by the Cowboys this past offseason, the Saints' defensive coordinator was humiliated in his first game against his old employer after his players only sacked Tony Romo three times.
  • Jacksonville Jaguars: Their first win of the season was somewhat cheapened by the clapping and cheers from the Tennessee Titans sideline.
  • Baltimore Ravens: Responded to their 3-5 start to the season just like the Super Bowl champions they technically are.

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