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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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NFL Week 14 Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 14th week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Denver Broncos: Denver stayed in the playoff hunt with a victory over Tennessee
  • Gary Kubiak: Did not spend 100 hours this week watching film, managing egos, and absorbing relentless attacks from the media
  • Curt Menefee: The lead anchor of Fox’s NFL studio crew had a lot of game breaks to juggle this weekend and did a damn fine job of it

Losers

  • New York Giants: And now, finally, the nation can relax
  • Rob Gronkowski: Doctors informed the tight end this weekend that he broke his leg bender
  • Washington Redskins Fans: Were forced to endure hours of bumper-to-bumper traffic outside FedExField at halftime of the Chiefs game
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