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NFL Week 14 Winners And Losers

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Kevin Durant Wins Gold In Men’s Individual Basketball

RIO DE JANEIRO—Beating out Serbian Nikola Jokic by .87 points in order to claim the all-around title, U.S. forward Kevin Durant won Olympic gold Friday in men’s individual basketball, becoming the first man to win consecutive golds in the competition since Gary Payton at the 1996 and 2000 Games.

Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

RIO DE JANEIRO—Immediately recognizing the booming, thunderous voice he hadn’t heard since he was 5 years old as he warmed up ahead of his first heat in the 200-meter individual medley, U.S. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps reportedly spotted his long-estranged father, Poseidon, God of the Sea, cheering for him Thursday in the stands of the Olympic Aquatics Stadium.
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NFL Week 14 Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 14th week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Denver Broncos: Denver stayed in the playoff hunt with a victory over Tennessee
  • Gary Kubiak: Did not spend 100 hours this week watching film, managing egos, and absorbing relentless attacks from the media
  • Curt Menefee: The lead anchor of Fox’s NFL studio crew had a lot of game breaks to juggle this weekend and did a damn fine job of it

Losers

  • New York Giants: And now, finally, the nation can relax
  • Rob Gronkowski: Doctors informed the tight end this weekend that he broke his leg bender
  • Washington Redskins Fans: Were forced to endure hours of bumper-to-bumper traffic outside FedExField at halftime of the Chiefs game

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