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NFL Week 14 Winners And Losers

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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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NFL Week 14 Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 14th week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Denver Broncos: Denver stayed in the playoff hunt with a victory over Tennessee
  • Gary Kubiak: Did not spend 100 hours this week watching film, managing egos, and absorbing relentless attacks from the media
  • Curt Menefee: The lead anchor of Fox’s NFL studio crew had a lot of game breaks to juggle this weekend and did a damn fine job of it

Losers

  • New York Giants: And now, finally, the nation can relax
  • Rob Gronkowski: Doctors informed the tight end this weekend that he broke his leg bender
  • Washington Redskins Fans: Were forced to endure hours of bumper-to-bumper traffic outside FedExField at halftime of the Chiefs game

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