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NFL Week 14 Winners And Losers

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NFL Week 14 Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 14th week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Denver Broncos: Denver stayed in the playoff hunt with a victory over Tennessee
  • Gary Kubiak: Did not spend 100 hours this week watching film, managing egos, and absorbing relentless attacks from the media
  • Curt Menefee: The lead anchor of Fox’s NFL studio crew had a lot of game breaks to juggle this weekend and did a damn fine job of it

Losers

  • New York Giants: And now, finally, the nation can relax
  • Rob Gronkowski: Doctors informed the tight end this weekend that he broke his leg bender
  • Washington Redskins Fans: Were forced to endure hours of bumper-to-bumper traffic outside FedExField at halftime of the Chiefs game

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