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NFL Week Nine Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the ninth week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Nick Foles: Showed what he is capable of doing when playing the Raiders
  • Tony Romo: The Cowboys’ signal caller ended Sunday’s game against the Vikings in typical Romo fashion, except with the football landing in the hands of a teammate
  • Dez Bryant: Learned a lot from observing the Vikings receivers’ modest, sullen demeanor

Losers

  • Gary Kubiak: Suffered one of the 20 or 30 worst medical scares the NFL saw yesterday
  • Pittsburgh Steelers: The Steelers are embracing their new identity
  • Nick Foles: Wasted the best game of his life against the Raiders

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