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NFL Week Three Winners And Losers

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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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NFL Week Three Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the third week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Josh Gordon: Showed versatility, catching five passes while also snagging two and hauling in a further three
  • Cleveland Browns: In Brian Hoyer, the Browns may well have found their next stopgap at quarterback
  • Green Bay Packers: Didn’t catch the end, but presumably they just ran the clock out running the ball for the last four minutes

Losers

  • Washington Redskins: Fans can rest easy knowing Robert Griffin III’s knee is not their team’s main problem
  • New York Giants: After an early scare, the Giants suffered a mid-game scare, a late scare, and a decisive, blowout loss
  • Aldon Smith: The 49ers linebacker surely has a lot to think about following San Francisco’s 1-2 start

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