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Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.

Sixth Super Bowl Win Continues To Elude Patriots

HOUSTON—As disappointed players and coaches returned to the locker room following the end of Super Bowl LI, members of the New England Patriots acknowledged to reporters Sunday that the team’s sixth Super Bowl title continues to elude them.

Greatest Super Bowl Halftime Shows

The Super Bowl halftime show is a long tradition as occasionally exciting as the game itself. The Onion takes a look back at the all-time greatest Super Bowl halftime shows.

NFL Loses Rights To ‘Super Bowl’

NEW YORK—After failing to agree to terms for a new licensing agreement before the February 3 deadline, the NFL lost the rights to the term “Super Bowl” on Friday, sources confirmed.
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NFL Week Three Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the third week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Josh Gordon: Showed versatility, catching five passes while also snagging two and hauling in a further three
  • Cleveland Browns: In Brian Hoyer, the Browns may well have found their next stopgap at quarterback
  • Green Bay Packers: Didn’t catch the end, but presumably they just ran the clock out running the ball for the last four minutes

Losers

  • Washington Redskins: Fans can rest easy knowing Robert Griffin III’s knee is not their team’s main problem
  • New York Giants: After an early scare, the Giants suffered a mid-game scare, a late scare, and a decisive, blowout loss
  • Aldon Smith: The 49ers linebacker surely has a lot to think about following San Francisco’s 1-2 start
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