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Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Benny The Bull Busted For Possession Of Unlicensed T-Shirt Gun

CHICAGO—Noting that the suspect had been taken into custody after officers managed to tackle and wrestle the individual to the ground of the United Center concourse, police confirmed Monday that Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull was arrested for possession of an unlicensed T-shirt gun.

Most Valuable Sports Memorabilia

Sports collectibles have skyrocketed in popularity over the past several decades, with sales of such items as game-worn jerseys and autographed rookie cards generating billions of dollars each year. Onion Sports examines the most sought-after and highly valued sports memorabilia in the world.
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NFL Week Two Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the second week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Archie Manning: Following another dominant Denver Broncos performance, the retired Pro Bowler has every reason to be proud of his son
  • Greg Schiano: Showed cunning and tenacity as he expertly picked apart starting quarterback Josh Freeman’s confidence
  • NFC East Teams: By NFL regulations, one of these teams must make the playoffs

Losers

  • Jacksonville Jaguars: Suffered a hard-fought loss against the Raiders, despite putting up nearly 10 points
  • Cleveland Browns: Following their game against the Ravens, the Browns returned to Cleveland
  • Joe Flacco: Missed the birth of his child for a football game. He is an awful husband and an awful father.
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