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MLB Unveils Memorial For Runners Stranded On Base

NEW YORK—Solemnly ringing a bell 30 times for each of the teams that lost potential runs this season, Major League Baseball officials unveiled Tuesday a memorial outside league headquarters to commemorate all of the runners who have ever been stranded on base.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Submits Paperwork For Gas Reimbursement

LONG POND, PA—Hunching over the steering wheel of his idling No. 88 Chevrolet SS to closely inspect the odometer, NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. was reportedly in the process of submitting paperwork Monday to reimburse his gas expenses for the month.

A-Rod Donates $25 Million To Be Displayed In Glass Case In Baseball Hall Of Fame

COOPERSTOWN, NY—Ensuring that a treasured piece of the game’s history will be forever preserved for future generations of fans, representatives of the National Baseball Hall of Fame confirmed Friday that retired third baseman Alex Rodriguez recently donated $25 million of his earnings to be displayed inside a glass case in their museum.
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Notable Siblings In Sports

In honor of Kurt and Kyle Busch winning back-to-back NASCAR races, we look at other sporting brothers and sisters:

The Boones: Second baseman Bret and third baseman Aaron made major league history by becoming the first set of brothers to get their tips frosted at the same time

The Grants: Harvey was never able to make much of an impact in the NBA, despite wearing goggles ten times larger than those of his brother Horace

The Gramaticas: The fact that two of the 32 NFL placekicking jobs were held by brothers Martin and Bill would be fairly impressive if placekicking were an impressive skill

The Johnsons: Though they have yet to realize it, pitcher Randy Johnson and running back Larry Johnson remain one of the most talented brother tandems in sports

The Sharpes: Shannon and Sterling made a name for themselves in the NFL as the brother tandem whom everyone most wished would shut up

The Millers: In addition to a storied 17-year career, guard Reggie Miller also won two NCAA titles and an Olympic gold medal dressed as his "sister" Cheryl

The Ripkens: Billy Ripken holds the record for most consecutive games watching his brother while grinding his teeth with jealousy

The Williamses: Serena and Venus and oh, sweet Jesus, those thighs

The Schumachers: Seven-time Formula One champion Michael may be the best racing driver the world has ever seen; in a nod to their German love of symmetry, his brother Ralf is one of the worst

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